Turd Eye: End Toilet Scrolling
A playful app that replaces the feed with meditation and gets you off the toilet faster
Year:
2025
Highlights
Problem: toilet doomscrolling
Solution: a simple mindfulness timer for bathroom breaks
UI: levitating, meditating turd
Apple approved, people downloaded, positive feedback and smiles
Built with Flutter
Turd Eye - the Third Eye’s less enlightened cousin
I used to scroll on the toilet. Leaving the phone outside didn’t stick, so I built something that meets the habit where it happens.
Turd Eye is a levitating, meditating turd and a timer. You sit, you breathe, you watch the minutes. Tap the turd and a sheet of toilet paper slides in with a short line of “wisdom.” No pressure - just a gentle nudge to be present and finish up.
I built it in Flutter and Apple approved it on the first try, which felt funny given the theme. I kept it free. People downloaded it and had a laugh.
It’s intentionally silly. Just a fun attempt to turn a mindless habit into a short moment of awareness and a faster exit.